do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You work out of a Hotel?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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