You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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