Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just cut my nipple shaving
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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