check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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