I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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