420 ftw
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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