weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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