She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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