: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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