I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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