people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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