he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
