I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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