is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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