Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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