you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
nutella sex= disaster
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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