So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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