i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So vagazzling was a success
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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