Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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