thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i out mim tonsoeep
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