do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
