Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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