You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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