It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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