You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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