gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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