i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
