so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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