Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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