When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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