dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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