Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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