Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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