he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize