Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he was CRYING into my vagina
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I need to sanitize my soul.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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