No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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