It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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