I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i need some magic done to my vagina
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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