why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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