dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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