We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He did a backflip because drugs
God I need to hump something, right now.
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