There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
ttyl tear gas
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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