I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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