Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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