If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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