i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize