I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Randomize
