Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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