Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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