When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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